Just got asked to work today.

How about nah.

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once  i read this book. it was about people having skin melted off of them, giant lizards eating peoples heads off, kind people losing their minds, children being blown to bits, humans being electrocuted, tortured by bugs, people leg’s being blown off, barbed wire crushing someone to death, meat grinders grinding people to death, men choking on their own blood

and it was called mockingjay

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i saw a white boy playing an acoustic guitar on his porch so i yelled at him “play wonderwall” and he said he never heard of that song god what’s the fucking point of white boys if u can’t even make fun of them

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How long does your ideal hug last

38-45 minutes

that’s really impractical

u said ideal, not realistic

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This is my fav so far

Since their formation 11 years ago, this next band have been in the party scene and they’ve done some dirty work, but don’t panic, it’s nothing personal, in fact, it’s so wrong, it’s right. Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for pup punk’s fortunate sons, ALL TIME LOW (x)


all i think about is clothes i can’t afford and food i want to order.

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one time when i was like 12 my dad wanted me to put a dvd in the dvd player and i was like ‘what do i get in return’ and he said ‘you can have half of the winnings of this stupid lotto ticket’ and he ended up winning 600,000 dollars and i was so pleased with myself. 300,000 dollars when youre 12 is pretty much like infinity dollars. he was so mad

Shit, man, $300,000 would be like infinity dollars to me now.

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i will never understand the logic of screaming as loud as possible at a concert like wow you finally get to see them live in concert let’s make sure no one hears them at all 

Are you kidding me have you ever been to a concert of a band or artist you absolutely love dude EVERYBODY is screaming out of excitement and guess what you can still hear them there’s thing thing called speakers have fun at your boring concerts not making a peep

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Hamden, CT, August 17


ariana grande reminds me of the annoying girl at school with mediocre vocals that always gets asked to sing the national anthem or something for school events 

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no you don’t understand i have a good fashion sense but i don’t have any money

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the smarter u are the more men arent funny 

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